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Ron Burgundy : It's quite pungent. Brian Fantana : Oh yeah. Ron Burgundy : It's a formidable scent It stings the nostrils. In a good way. Brian Fantana : Yep. Ron Burgundy : Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline. Brian Fantana : They've done studies, you know. Ron Burgundy : That doesn't make sense. Brian Fantana : Well Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
Ron Burgundy : Boy, that escalated quickly I mean, that really got out of hand fast. Champ Kind : It jumped up a notch. Ron Burgundy : It did, didn't it? Brick Tamland : Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy : I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland : Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy : Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder. Ron Burgundy : I'm in a glass case of emotion. Ed Harken : A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team.
Champ Kind : What in the hell's diversity? Ron Burgundy : Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. Ed Harken : Ron, I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try. Brian Fantana : I think I was in love once. Ron Burgundy : Really? What was her name? Brian Fantana : I don't remember. Ron Burgundy : That's not a good start, but keep going Brian Fantana : She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird.
I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again. Ron Burgundy : I'm pretty sure that's not love. Brian Fantana : Damn it. Ron Burgundy : Discovered by the Germans in , they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina. Veronica Corningstone : No, there's no way that's correct. Ron Burgundy : I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore.
Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago. Veronica Corningstone : Doesn't it mean Saint Diego? Ron Burgundy : No. Veronica Corningstone : No, that's - that's what it means. Ron Burgundy : Agree to disagree. Veronica Corningstone : Good evening, San Diego. I'm Veronica Corningstone. Tits McGee is on vacation. Ron Burgundy : And I'm Tits I'm Ron Burgundy. Ron Burgundy : You stay classy, San Diego.
I'm Ron Burgundy? Ed Harken : Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter? Brick Tamland : I love Ron Burgundy : Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland : I love lamp. Ron Burgundy : Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it? Brick Tamland : [Tries to sound convincing] I love lamp! I love lamp. Ron Burgundy : I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. Veronica Corningstone : Really. Ron Burgundy : People know me. Veronica Corningstone : Well, I'm very happy for you.
Ron Burgundy : I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I mean they rev my engine, but they do NOT belong in the newsroom! And that is a scientific fact. Brick Tamland : [Absolutely furious] I don't know what we're yelling about! Brian Fantana : You're with us, Ron, what do you think?
Ron Burgundy : [shouting] She It's terrible! She has beautiful eyes! And her hair smells like cinnamon! I have your pregnancy report here, and guess what. You got knocked up.
Ron Burgundy : [to dog] You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair. What's your name? Brian Fantana : Brian Fantana. Champ Kind : Champ Kind. Brick Tamland : Brian Fantana. Brian Fantana : No, you're Brick. Brick Tamland : Brian. Brian Fantana : I'm Brian. Brick Tamland : Veronica.
Ron Burgundy : I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly Ron Burgundy : Brick, where did you get a hand grenade? Brick Tamland : I don't know. Ron Burgundy : It's so damn hot Ron Burgundy : [answers the phone in a very distressed manner] Hello? Who's there, I'm talkin'? Who is this?
Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee Is this Wilt Chamberlain? Have the courage to say something! Ron Burgundy : Knights of Columbus, that hurt. Champ Kind : I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again. Wes Mantooth : Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint! Ron Burgundy : Hey, let's leave the mothers out of this. Ron Burgundy : [Ron is shirtless in his office and is doing arm curls with dumbbells] Veronica Corningstone : Uh, Mr.
Helen said that you needed to see me. Ron Burgundy : Oh, Miss Corningstone. I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout.
Tuesday's arms and back. Veronica Corningstone : Well, you asked me to come by, sir. Ron Burgundy : Oh, did I? Veronica Corningstone : Yes. Ron Burgundy : Ohh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many.
I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand. Brian Fantana : Where is the suit store? We've been walking for forty-five minutes. Champ Kind : Brick, I thought you said this was a shortcut. Brick Tamland : Fantastic. Ron Burgundy : Well, is it a shortcut or not?
Brick Tamland : Okay. Ron Burgundy : Veronica Corningstone and I had sex, and now we are in love! Ron Burgundy : Did I say that loud? Brian Fantana : Yeah, you pretty much yelled it. Ron Burgundy : Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament?
Brick Tamland : Um, no, no. Too many people died last year, so we're not gonna. Garth Holliday : You were my hero Ron! Why'd you have to say that? You come out with stink like that. Garth Holliday : Poop. You poopmouth, with poop out of your mouth!
Ron Burgundy : Garth, if I would give you some money out of my wallet, would that ease the pain? Go fuck yourself San Diego. Ed Harken : [various reaction from crew members] What in the name of? Ron Burgundy : [oblivious] Sharp broadcast all of you. Great show, especially from you on the floor. A lot of hustle.
I liked that. Ed Harken : Ron, I've got to fire you. Ron Burgundy : Ed, I've got to fire you. Ed Harken : Do you even know what you just said? Ron Burgundy : [shocked] Great Odin's raven! Veronica, she put that in the teleprompter. Ed Harken : You're probably right, but I've got to fire you. Ron Burgundy : You guys have it, I think. Champ Kind : I don't know Ron, That sounds kinda crazy. Brian Fantana : Sounds like you have mental problems, man.
Brick Tamland : Yeah you got mental problems, man. Brian Fantana : Yeah, he really does. Brick Tamland : Man. Veronica Corningstone : Excuse me. Ron Burgundy : What are you doing? Veronica Corningstone : I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story. Ron Burgundy : I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. All in all this is destined to be a very successful campaign and the commercials are destined to greatness…and repeat viewings. Your email address will not be published. Leave a Reply Cancel reply Your email address will not be published.
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